Shit I Don't Like #1

I consider myself a fairly positive person. I like just about everybody. I give most things a fair chance. Then there's shit I constantly see that just make me mad. That's that shit I don't like *Chief Keef voice*

Osiris Sneakers

I work with a lot of kids at my job. I seen a lot of kids come in with the freshest clothes, newest Jordans, Hollister hoodies. All kinds of expensive name brand shit. Then I see some loser ass kid come in wearing Osiris sneakers. These have to be the ugliest sneakers I've ever seen. Why anyone would think these are dope is beyond me. You gotta have 0 self respect to ever slip your feet inside a pair of Osiris sneakers. The shoeless and poor little kids out in Kazakhstan who make these shoes wouldn't wear those shits. Disgusting.

Mike G's verse on "Oldie"

Ohh...Mike G I hate you. You ruined "Oldie" from being possibly one of the greatest hip-hop songs to come out this year. For those who've never heard Oldie, it's a song from the collective group Odd Future. This is only the second song where every musical member of the seemingly never ending Odd Future crew is featured on it. Everything is going great until about 3:00 into the ten minute song. As soon as you hear "What the fuck is caution?" it just goes downhill. Mike G awkwardly raps all over this beat with no kind of swag whatsoever. Not to mention it's second longest verse in the song. It just drags along.

Mike G managed to have Left Brain, Frank Ocean & Jasper out rap him on this song. Left Brain is a producer. Frank Ocean is a singer. And Jasper doesn't do anything at all. You know what...FUCK YOU MIKE G.

Then...the asshole decides that that wasn't enough. The fans needed more. Mr. G decides that we need 5 MORE minutes of him rapping terribly over Oldie. Or should I say "Oldie 2". He gives niggas with dreads a bad rep man.

ThrowBack Thursday on Instagram

I think this one is obvious. I'm not the only one who's complained about this. Ever since I was able to get Instagram on my android I thought it was a clear skies from here on out...then on the first Thursday I realized the grass isn't always greener on the other side. Now there's nothing wrong with maybe one old pic of you. That's fine. These chicks out here acting up posting 20 pics from them like 2 years ago. Nigga I give no fucks about your pic from 2 years ago! Zero!

I use instagram to do polite stalker shit, hiding my thirst for women I'll never meet with like of them. It's bikini season. I'm not trying to like pics of you when you were 3 months dog. It's gotten to the point where I don't even touch the instagram icon on my phone on Thursdays man. End Throwback Thursday now!

I'm out man. This blog post stressing me out.